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Incompletions: Texans v. Jaguars (So Savage)

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It took OFFENSIVE SUPERGENIUS BILL O'BRIEN 53 out of 54 possible bad quarters of football from Brock Osweiler to make a change at QB, but it finally happened. Ladies and germs, I present you Tom Savage. The Texans look to be able to play Brian Hoyer level offense from here on out, which is, sadly, far superior than Osweiler level offense.

But before we get carried away by this change, let's please remember that OFFENSIVE SUPERGENIUS BOB still doesn't know what the kitten he's doing as an offensive play-caller.