With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one man to write about it all, the masthead joins together and reacts to the Houston Texans' win over the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Matt Weston:
Nothing would override Cecil Shorts XIV's homecoming. Nothing. Water turning into blood. Seats teeming with frogs. Lice covering scalps itching with little nibbles. Swarms of flies in every orifice. A diseased Jaxon De Ville. Boils blotched and bloody. A thunderstorm of hail and fire. Locusts turning green to black. Total darkness felt. First born wails.