With so much to write and talk about after every game, and not enough time for one man to write about it all, the masthead joins together and reacts to the Houston Texans win over the Cincinnati Bengals.
Matt Weston:
Along the way I have stopped caring about sports like I used to. Rather than live and die by every week, every half, every play, I pick and choose. My Epicardium is riddled by scabs, I have lint in my Aorta, and my ventricles are more dented than an '82 Civic.