Incompletions: Texans v. Bears (The Tie That Binds)

Mike Dinovo-USA TODAY Sports MATT WESTON:

As far as NFL franchises go, the Texans and Bears are completely and entirely different. The Bears have a long and storied history, one filled with Superbowl wins and playoff appearances. The Texans are the youngest franchise in the NFL, and still to this day, they have yet to make it past the Divisional Round. The Bears currently don’t have a quarterback and a great defense. The Texans have a great quarterback and don’t have a defense. The Bears play in frigid genital shriveling weather. The Texans play indoors because they rarely want to pay the bill to open up the roof and let things air out a bit. Yet, for two franchises entirely different in…