How to watch Texans vs. Dolphins in Week 12

are done facing NFC East teams for a while; and by “a while” I mean two weeks until the Texans face the last team in that division. So for a nice water break, the Texans are going to play against a...um...suddenly resurgent Miami Dolphins (-14) team.

I think we as a fanbase need to have a word with whoever is scheduling Texans games over at the NFL. It seems like all the Texans have faced this year is resurgent teams like the New York Giants (+1)

, Washington Commanders (-3.5), and now the Dolphins.

This is some nonsense, I’ll tell you what. I want to speak to the scheduling manager’s manager*.

But enough about that, let’s see which Texans fans among us will be lucky enough to watch the Texans…