Houston, we have a problem... but it's not the Texans defense

Despite their 0-3 record, Will Anderson Jr. and the Houston Texans defense is living up to their billing as one of the league's best units | Mike Carlson/GettyImagesAs of this afternoon, it's officially fall, and that means we're at least without shouting distance of Thanksgiving, and when I think about Thanksgiving, I start thinking about pie. Well, first I think about stuffing, and then football, and then why pilgrims wore those funny hats, and THEN I think about pie. But if we're thinking about pie as it relates to the Houston Texans, it's only appropriate that we create a blame pie for why the Texans are 0-3 to start the 2025 season.

Obviously, the biggest slice of pie will be devoted to…