Your Houston Texans have announced that they'll be holding a press conference of some sort at 3 p.m. CST today. They have not said what it'll be about.
They're not fooling me. Everyone knows it's to proclaim that the team has brought Alfred Malone back to the team he signed with an undrafted rookie free agent in 2005.
What's that?
You think the press conference is to introduce Brock Osweiler, Lamar Miller, Jeff Allen, and/or Tony Bergstrom to the media and fan base?
I gotta say, I think you're way off on this one.