Listen up kids, and even if you aren’t a kid, buckle the f*** up like some Barnes & Nobles self help book. Bright yellow cover. Size 18 font on the pages. New York Times Bestseller. Never have expectations. Bury all hope. Go into everything blind and neutral. You’ll never be let down. Things are better this way.
It’s Week Eight in the NFL. In this episode, we dream of Fridays of cold beer, tailgates, and short jean shorts, that fade into Sundays of the Texans trying to outscore the Raiders (20:00); Josh Allen doesn’t play back to back bad games and especially doesn’t against a clipped Eagles’ pass defense; 49ers playing down by ten desires; and the Browns are dumb and the Patriots are smart.