The Jaguars choked on their own hair, gagging, yowling, and regurgitating a necrotic mash of green bile and split ends. They’ve gone all in on this season yet are now 0-2 after losing to the Houston Texans in a riveting, life-changing, 13-12 contest.
Today’s topics include Whitney Mercilus’s resurgence, J.J. Watt v. Jawaan Taylor, the Jaguars’ offensive game plan, our favorite game (which Jaguars’ receiver is your favorite?), Gardner Minshew II and internet celebrity, Jalen Ramsey’s trade request, emo Deshaun Watson, Tytus Howard’s first start, and most importantly, your questions.