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Houston Texans Final Score/Post-Game Recap: Patriots 25, Texans 22

Houston was up 22-9 at one point. Then they cut off their own foot, smashed their own head into the sink, and ate their own teeth. Rather than just punt, because that’s too simple, we rethink everything in Houston, we are INNOVATORS, who distort the entire game, the Texans faked the fake punt by motioning Cameron Johnston into a pistol position, and rather than fake the punt, they punted the punt, pinning Johnston closer to the line of scrimmage where bullrushes pushed his blockers in front of him, leading to him kicking the ball of his own teammate.