Houston Texans 2021 Offseason Primer

Tom Brady has sobered up. The confetti has been scooped up. The jello-shot salsa canisters are in the landfill. Football, football never stops.

With the conclusion of the 2020 NFL Season, every team, including your very stupid Houston Texans, are preparing for the 2021 NFL Offseason. Franchise tags can be placed from February 23rd to March 9th. The free agency tampering period begins March 15th. The new league year starts on March 17th. Coaches hit the office the beginning of April. The NFL Draft is April 29th.

Free agency is less than a month away as the Texans try to trick Deshaun Watson into answering a phone call, and decide if they should build for a despicable future, or try to flip…