Comrades! People’s Football Team of Texas, our Houston Texans, triumphantly return from successfully pointing out many weaknesses loathsome “patriots” of imperialist lesser England have in their supposedly championship-caliber team. Needless to say, these weaklings relied upon largesse of their friends in refereeing crew to sabotage the efforts of our Texans in bringing our revolution to area of world fundamentally unfamiliar with term.
But this is no time for dwelling in past. We must concern ourselves with upcoming game and eternal enemies, vile traitors of Northern Alabama. Would be understandable to treat game as we have treated all games against these vermin, these enemies of people, but over course of last year or so, they have developed severe delusions of grandeur.