Comrades! Do you not see that sky is bluer, grass looks greener, and waft of meth has dissipated from our air? This is way world ought to be as might of people of Houston, our glorious Texans, made example of pitiful traitors of north Alabama. The 57 points scored by rumbling juggernaut of football excellence shall forever serve as reminder to those that would turn backs on Mother Houston after all that she has provided for us, her grateful children.
We must always keep in our hearts names of those who made it possible. First there is Honored Member of Texans Defense Andre Hal, whose hands of the lightest, fluffiest cotton cradled not one, but two, interceptions for people of Houston.