Comrades! Ministry of Information is thrilled to report that people’s football team of Texas, who battlefight for all Texans whether they deserve it or not, delivered total, devastating victory against Jacksonville Jaguars, team which Ministry can report actually does exist. You may hear from certain disloyal elements within beating heart of Motherland, that game was far closer than it had any business being and Texans came within inch of losing on two point conversion. While it may appear that way on surface, truth is much more nuanced, far more nuanced than ordinary eyes can hope to see.
Houston Sports Ministry of Information Week Three Preview - San Diego Chargers
