Holy crap, Cincinnati, that sucked, didn’t it?
It must have been hard watching your team lose a Super Bowl in such an ignominious fashion, wasn’t it? I wouldn’t know anything about it personally, seeing as I’m a Houston Texans fan, and will probably see the world turn into a radioactive cinder long before I see the team I love fight for the Lombardi Trophy.
But you know something? It was a great season y’all had and I think I may have a way of making both our next seasons even better. Would you like to hear it?