Can’t miss, won’t miss picks for Week 4

The Man. take the field in their full battle red uniforms with battle red helmets to take on the Pittsburgh Steelers (-3) in their far less interesting, far more boring non-battle red uniforms and non-battle red helmets.

But they’re not the only team going out there to pull out a W, there’s several other games coming out tomorrow, some of them even occurring at the same time as the Texans game. And if you have a bit of scratch that you can spare and aren’t doing anything with, you could do far worse things than take these picks which are not yet FDA-approved but some day they’ll get there. We just have to believe.

And here are those picks for your betting edification, brought to you by…