When the Texans hired Nick Caserio to be the general manager, they had a glorious press conference, with Cal McNair bright and center with Caserio. That day McNair tried to be a human being. There were talks about ice bucket challenges—a meme from seven years ago—golf games, fake tears, Daddy Loves You Lots, claiming Jack Easterby has a lot to offer the Houston Texans, without defining what he offers to the Houston Texans.
Cal looked dull, lifeless, robotic, imbecilic, and was a dullard throughout this conference, and that’s putting it nicely. After this attempt to feign humanity, Cal has decided to be a COWARD and not attend today’s press conference introducing David Culley has the head coach.