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BRB Ministry of Information’s Houston Texans Free Agency Report: The New Way Forward

Comrades! The time to celebrate our glorious Texans bringing Super Bowl home to Mother Houston has come to an end. In their constant efforts to maintain championship-caliber team for enjoyment of all true, loyal Texans, new path has been forged by our Great Leader comrade O’Brien and Marshal of Texans Rick Smith. Much as highly successful All Field Goal Offense has revolutionized way our glorious Texans scores points on weekly basis, this New Way Forward will prove to be quantum leap in pursuing and acquiring free agents.

In order to pave The New Way Forward, certain enemies of Mother Houston had to be expelled from team for greater good.