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Battle Red Blog Groupthink: Worst Texans Offense Ever

Related Topics: Houston Texans, Davis Mills

It’s tough to stuff your Thanksgiving plate with any Houston Texans football this season. The team is truly as bad as your aunt’s green bean casserole she brings every year, no one eats, but lord knows no one it going to tell auntie that her casserole is so horrific they’d rather watch four quarters of Davis Mills-led football.

But wait, the Houston Texans have benched Davis Mills, who himself is going to earn a moniker similar to [NAME REDACTED] if he doesn't improve before season’s end. And maybe this year you do tell your aunt her casserole tastes like a ebola-ridden pot of grass.