All it took was the first kickoff return for a touchdown in twelve seasons, two Brandin Cooks touchdowns, and a partridge in a pear tree for the Texans to beat the hapless Jacksonville Jaguars this past weekend. By doing so, your Houston Texans stepped further from the #1 overall pick in next April’s draft and handed the Glitter Kitties the key to said pick. Oh, and the Detroit Lions helped by beating a Texans-less Arizona Cardinals team in shocking fashion.
While falling further from the top draft pick seems sad on the surface, as Kenneth prognosticated last week, it’s actually a good thing.