I’ve never been a man who exists entirely as myself. I’ve always been influenced by others. I spiked my hair in the front with blue gelatinous LA gel, I wore shirts from Target that said things like NO PLACE LIKE HOME with a trailer on the front, I stopped wearing cargo shorts after seeing Super Bad, my GPA was 3.80 beers a week, I became a vegetarian after living with hippies, and I write a mockdraft every year, because everyone does.
And now, here it is, the moment you’ve all been waiting for, mock draft 1.