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2020 NFL Power Rankings: Week Sixteen

Hahaaaaa, they did it again! Oh boy did they do it! Just when you thought they were done doing it, they went and did it again!

The Texans are the funniest team in football. I wake up as a Houston Texans fan, and I start laughing, because if Albert Camus taught me anything, everything is nonsensical and hilarious. I climb out of my bed engulfed in a thin sheet of Cheeto shavings, shift my way into the bathroom, look into the mirror...

Keke Coutee fumbles at the goal line!