After the 2018 Jacksonville Jaguars’ defense saw their turnover totals regress and the hairless crater roosting upon Blake Bortles’s head become a halo, the 2019 Jacksonville Jaguars had a plan, a grand and luxurious plan, to resurrect the franchise from the dripping malodorous underworld, and that plan was simple, sign former Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles to play quarterback.
Back in the summer of 2019, that faraway time when you could sit in green chlorinated water with other strangers, and eat cheese dogs with the cars surrounding you, this idea had some grounding in reality.