The 2018 Houston Texans’ season review has kind of sort of come to an end. There were podcasts and season rewards, and an enormous numbers post. A quick excursion out to West Texas to pierce my belly button on the thorns of the Ocotillo, give Larrea Tridentata smooches, dream by spring streams, and sleep under that big fat stupid look at me and not the galaxy moon took away the time for me to look at the safeties, Lamar Miller, and chart the Texans’ sacks. I didn’t forget your requests. You have my heart. They’ll just have to be worked on tonight now that the offseason has unofficially officially begun with the franchise tag window cracked open.
2019 Houston Texans Offseason Preview: If I Was Brian Gaine
