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New Orleans Pelicans 110, Houston Rockets 108: Schrödinger’s team

Are the Houston Rockets any good? If you lock them in a box with another NBA team and let them play basketball, you should get an answer. Much like Schrödinger’s cat, the team’s waveform should collapse upon observation, informing us of whether they’re good or bad. Unfortunately, this team can beat the San Antonio Spurs impressively one day and then fritter away a win against the discombobulated New Orleans Pelicans literally the very next day. The Rockets are the thought experiment that Schrödinger designed to prove how ludicrous quantum physics are, and their continued superposition of life and death is just as confusing.