I’m going to start here by apologizing to Sacramento Kings fans. It gives me no joy to throw you under this bus.
Seriously, it doesn’t. The last time the Kings were relevant in the championship picture, the Rockets were not. Of course, that points to how long the Kings have been irrelevant.
(Sorry).
Since I have no formal training in grief counseling or therapy of any kind, I won’t waste any more words consoling you. Please take these iconic words from the late, great Robin Williams to heart:
The Kings haven’t just been bad - they’ve been historically bad.