And now, I ride off into the sunset

Shanna Lockwood-USA TODAY Sports Like 90% of my articles, blogs, write-ups, whatever you want to call them, I’d like to tell you what I was going to write about, then write what I actually should say.

At first, it was going to be a little parody of James Harden’s goodbye to Houston; one in which I would say “indebted” a million times, and then I would use synonyms like “owe a lot,” “give back what I borrowed,” and eventually it would turn into this long, way-to-drawn-out allegory about how this is actually about me owing the mob a lot of money.

But I figured I could still introduce that joke at the top, maybe give you a chuckle, be sincere for the rest of the article, and it would satisfy…