Mike Trout: Menace to Society

Since Orbit returned to the Astros from parts unknown, he has been nothing short of the best mascot in baseball. The best mascot in sports for that matter. He has served as a beacon for a positive work environment, an international ambassador, and even a peace negotiator between the Astros and Rangers. He has done it all and everyone has gotten a laugh along the way.

That is, everyone expect the Angels. Last season, Orbit tried to score a trout before the game and ended up wrapped in his own fishing by Mike Trout.

This year, Orbit went out of his way to try to entertain his guests from California. He did what any good host would do, he brought out a board game. He even went a step further to…