Houston Astros: Surprising Cinderellas

Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images Astros rookie Cristian Javier, August 25th, 2020.Baseball. We’ve heard you loud and clear. In fact, the ringing in our ears never stops.

The Astros are bad people. Very bad.

They are nothing but cheaters. It’s almost all the ESPN talking-heads could squawk about for two days. We know. You hate the Astros. They are the worst human scum to ever don a baseball uniform. And if you don’t say how much you hate them as often as possible, you’re just as bad. Very very bad.

Yesterday Twinkie Town published an article entitled “Don’t make me hate the Astros worse than I already do.” Speaking, no doubt, for all baseballdom, and like all baseballdom, the author asserted:…