My dear friends and fellow Houston Astros fans. After our beloved team got swept at home by the Seattle Mariners, and saw the AL West lead shrink to only one game over the Oakland A’s, how many of you felt a little bit like this:
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The long night of the soul is over. Looks like it’s gonna be a lovely day. (Bill Withers)
You see, when you’re the World Champions there is only so much humiliation you can take. And then you kick ass. And maybe a little face too.