So this is the way it’s going to be, Huh.
Going on 12? Twelve-year-olds do mature things like snapping girls’ bra straps, or giving you wet willies. Sticking your tongue out and making funny faces?...Joe Kelly is 32 going on 5.
Stay classy, Astros.
Or get even.
Which will it be. Stay tuned here for the latest in the saga of “We Hate the Astros and We’ll Prove How Much by Throwing 98 mph Fastballs at their Star Players’ Heads.”
Oh yeah, they played a game last night. Strangely enough, I think the real story was the fine performance by the losing pitcher, Framber Valdez.