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Critical Theory, Episode 1: The Astros World Plays 'Three-Game Palpable Panic'

The inaugural post in a weekly series that will critically examine the latest critiques of the Houston Astros and their polarizing front office.

Happy Allergy Season to all and welcome to my new TCB feature, Critical Theory, which will run every Thursday (except on the rare occasions I am ill, institutionalized, on vacation, out of material, hopped up on Claritin-D, hung-over, fired, fleeing my southeast Virginia home from hurricanes, emotionally fragile, literally hanging from a ledge, on the lam, or just can't be bothered.)

Every week I'll use this space to balance my spiritual chakra, seek personal peace and enlightenment, and acquire what is rightfully mine by critically examining those who have been critical of some aspect of the Houston Astros over the last week.