Comfortably numb: the Astros lay another egg.

Denny Medley-USA TODAY SportsA recap of this game seems gratuitous, like posting clips of a bad car accident or train wreck. If you missed the game, take comfort in the fact that it was over shorty after it started.

After squandering a scoring opportunity in the top half of the first, the Astros gave up NINE runs in the bottom half. If you didn’t watch, you may be wondering if Brown ran into some really bad luck; maybe he gave up a bunch of weak contact that just managed to land for hits? Unfortunately that is not the case.

As you can see, Hunter Brown got hit harder than a Piñata at my nephew’s birthday party (that is saying a lot because he is an abnormally strong 10 year old). I would love…