Bryce Harper to Philadelphia (see poll)

Geoff Burke-USA TODAY SportsAs if there was ever much doubt that the Astros weren’t in the market for a player costing $300 million+ over 10 years+, we now know for sure that Bryce Harper is not going to wear a Houston uniform.

Today it was announced that Bryce Harper agreed to a $330 million over 13 years contract with the front runner all along, the “we’ll pay stupid money,” Philadelphia Phillies.

Good luck playing in the City of Brotherly love, Mr Harper. When you are still playing out your contract at age 39 in the year 2032, hope the fans still love you. That is, providing that Philadelphia isn’t under water due to the effects of glabal warming by then, unless Congress passes the Green…