The Crawfish Boxes · Aug 24, 2023
Astros Suffer Early Knockout. Get Pummeled 17-1
Wilyer Abreu, traded by the Astros for Christian Vazquez, was 4-5 today, and in his debut series against the Astros these last three days, was 6-12 with a home run.I’m not going to give you the play-by-play in this game. That‘s because if I did, you might end up with PTSD. It’s like watching Rocky Balboa getting pummeled over and over again on the big screen in slow motion for three hours.
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Except there’s no miracle comeback at the end.
Or more like any real Mike Tyson fight circa 1986.
Would you want to be in the ring with Mike Tyson?
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That’s what it was like for the Astros today.