I’m sorry for the headline. Full disclosure: I sought to lure you here with a rage click (You: “I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE RIPPING OFF SEINFELD ARGH$#@%#$^” *click link*) and then trap you into staying with witticisms and pointed snark. How am I doing?
Wait...come back...
For everybody else, let’s discuss whether a trade for Miami Marlins outfielder Christian Yelich is both possible, and desirable...and then let’s talk about how we might get from here to there reasonably.
Is It Possible?
Well...yeah. It is. That’s why we’re here.
Okay, okay, a deeper dive.