The Green Bay Packers are 1-0 after a solid road showing against the divisional rival Minnesota Vikings, featuring Aaron Rodgers looking pretty vintage, a high-scoring offense and even a safety for good measure.
So let's go ahead and rain on that parade before 2020 does its 2020 thing and ruins our joy and happiness first.
That's right: It's time for Drew Magary's annual Why Your Team Sucks column on the Packers – albeit in a brand new home.
Since last we discussed each NFL team's unique brand of turditude, Deadspin went through a pretty seismic shift as its entire editorial staff quit late last fall after their parent company decided its successful political commentary content needed to go.