Sometimes I fixate way too intensely on something and let it take over my life. You’re about to experience one of those times.
Just to anticipate a few remarks right off the bat: Yes, I have too much time on my hands. No, I don’t have a life. Yes, this is very much offseason content, maybe even peak offseason content. Yes, it is a slow news day. Yes, this is very stupid. I’m going to write about it anyway because I embrace the answer to all of those previous questions.
With that out of the way — what’s the deal with the listed heights on the Packers’ roster?