Those Hormel Chili-stained fuckwads over in Minneapolis are getting a new home for their beloved Minnesota Vikings and that home is nearly complete.
Yes, the Vikings — who are not unlike a college team — won’t be playing in college stadium anymore when the 2016 NFL season begins.
They’ll be playing in the Hormel Chili Dome. We’ve heard there will be statues of dudes fucking sheep and Adrian Peterson battering one of his many illegitimate children outside of this shithole.
There will also be a giant can of Hamm’s somewhere.
Gotta pay tribute to the Minnesota legends, you know.