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Ted Thompson’s Cold, Dead Body Will Be In Draft Room

I mean, sure it will. Or so they say.

Has anyone seen former Green Bay Packers’ general manager Ted Thompson anywhere lately? At the combine? At the Senior Bowl? IN GREEN BAY?

Look, we know the guy is no socialite, but is Ted Thompson still alive?

Perhaps one of the great blunders — and there are many — of Ginger Gap Tooth’s very existence (forgoing plastic surgery or dental work… ???) is he let Ted Thompson be general manager of the Green Bay Packers even after he knew Ted Thompson was dead.

Ginger Gap Tooth: Shit, have you guys seen that movie Weekend At Bernie’s?