Let's get this out of the way right here at the start. The weirdest/wildest/wackiest move the Green Bay Packers made this offseason is also the weirdest/wildest/wackiest move the entire NFL saw this offseason, as nobody could have genuinely foreseen Micah Parsons wearing the Green & Gold before Brian Gutekunst actually went out and pulled off the heist he did.
So, let's not even pretend that anything else comes close to matching Micah. I should probably make some sort of joke about it being No. 1—you know, because that's Parsons' new number—but that just seems a little too easy.