Packers Free Agency Bargains–5 Stellar Options

My wife hates taking me grocery shopping. It’s not because she dislikes my company (for the record, I am delightful!). It’s mostly because of my expensive tastes (it takes a lot of premium unleaded to power this 250 pound dump truck). My wife is notoriously cheap. She is a bottom shelf bagged cereal and generic hot dogs girl. Me, I am a brand name guy (could explain why I root for the Green Bay Packers versus, say, the Houston Texans). If our shopping cart isn’t teaming with orange and black bags of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups or black and blue cartons of Ben and Jerry’s than what was the point of the shopping trip in the first place? I am an adult in age only, you see. My lavish taste carries over to shoes, clothes, and cars. I once spent $660 on a pair of shoes. Rubber and leather. The shoes didn’t have a fitbit in the sole or goldleaf on the laces. Nope. Just rubber and leather and a poorly painted Nike swoosh on one side. On the flip side, my wife once bought a pair of jeans for 43 cents. CENTS!!! Not a dollar. Cents. They weren’t used or anything. A brand new pair of Old Navy jeans for 43 freaking cents. Given Green Bay’s current salary cap situation for 2022, the front office may want to bring my wife in to consult in helping find some Packers Free Agency Bargains!

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