The preseason is good for a lot of things. Overhyping rookies off performances against vanilla defenses. Gratuitous social media clips of Tua Tagovailoa completing the simple act of throwing a football in a practice. Debating which trade the Philadelphia Eagles will pull off next. Your favorite player entering the season in the best shape of his life. And your friends seeking fantasy football advice. Make it stop!
But the preseason is largely empty calories. Now, we dig into the cheese curd bacon burger that is the regular season. Week 1 is here. Sundays shall be blessed.