We're halfway through the NFL season and everything is exactly as we thought it would be at the midway point: the Green Bay Packers are 3-6, Jeff Saturday is the head coach of the Indianapolis Colts, and Geno Smith has the sixth-shortest odds for MVP. We're officially living in a (Madden) simulation. That won't be any consolation to the 13.8% of survivor pool entries that glitched out in Week 9.
Will the code that governs us be unkind in a Week 10 where the two most popular picks represent 73.8% of entries?