Shocking. Stunning. Surprising. Startling. Sensational. Staggering. Splendid. Smashing (we certainly can't forget about the Cheeseheads in the UK). Take any one of these "S" words you like, and it could be used to describe what went down between the Green Bay Packers and Dallas Cowboys on Thursday as it pertains to superstar edge rusher Michael Parsons.
Here's another one for you: Swindle. Because that's exactly what Green Bay general manager Brian Gutekunst did to Cowboys owner/GM/president/hypeman/documentary subject Jerry Jones, sending just a pair of first-round picks and soon-to-be 30-year-old defensive tackle Kenny Clark to America's Team in return.