Welcome back to Packers Therapy, where Chris and Dave celebrate Thanksgiving week the only way they know how: by taking a perfectly enjoyable Packers win and dissecting it like a frog in freshman biology. The boys wade into a 23–6 takedown of Minnesota — a game that somehow managed to be both an old-school beatdown and an emotional endurance test for fans with traumatic Viking-related childhood memories.
Chris admits he spent the opening drive panic-pausing his TV like a man defusing a bomb, while Dave confesses he needed multiple podcasts and maybe a Xanax to understand why the Packers insisted on running the ball 42 consecutive times like Mike Sherman possessed Matt LaFleur’s body.