Matt LaFleur is Ready For His Close-Up

I went to school in a fairly affluent area in Northern Utah, surrounded by kids who’s parents founded tech companies, chaired banking institutions, and owned car dealerships. I am not talking about car dealerships where the sales guys wear wacky ties and the cars smell of stale cigarettes and vanillaroma air fresheners. No, these kid’s parents owned national car dealerships with major brand tie-ins. These kids spent their Spring Breaks partying in St. Barts. I spent my Spring Break’s watching kids partying in St. Barts on MTV. I got to be pretty good friends with one of these scions. This kid had it all. He lived in a huge house. He always drove a new car. He always had the nicest clothes. His dad was into sailing. His mom was into plastic surgery. And, this dude had the most obsessively manicured eyebrows I had ever seen. Well, that was until three years ago when the Packers hired Matt LaFleur as their head coach. Those freaking eyebrows. They have their own Twitter account. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if they have their own insurance policy. Judging from those eyebrows, Matt LaFleur is ready for his close-up.

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