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Make Flaccid Great Again! | Packers Therapy #489

Another week, another group meltdown disguised as a podcast.
Chris and Dave return to process—sorry, celebrate—the Packers’ latest masterpiece of self-sabotage: a 16-13 home loss to Carolina that made Bryce Young look like Joe Montana and turned Matt LaFleur into Matt LaF-Lurex-Body-Spray.

The boys start with a heartfelt thank-you to Tom in Germany for his donation and the gift of the word “Flaccid,” which quickly becomes the theme of the episode and, honestly, the team. From there, it’s a two-hour descent into beautiful madness: roasting LaFleur’s “mandatory cardio” play-calling, Jordan Love’s deep-ball delusions, and a defense that bends, breaks, and occasionally self-immolates on third down.