The Green Bay Packers apparently grew tired of beating the Dallas Cowboys on the field and decided to hand them a massive loss at the negotiating table as well.
Micah Parsons is a Packers player. Let that sink in. While Green Bay is sending two first-rounders and Kenny Clark to Dallas, it's a bargain price to pay for a generational pass-rusher entering the prime years of his career.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones had to face reporters and defend the decision. His best answer? The Cowboys traded Parsons, an all-world pass-rusher on a Hall-of-Fame trajectory, to *checks notes* improve their run defense.