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Look, I know next to nothing about Selena Gomez. I know she’s a singer and that I have no desire to listen to her music. If some asshole forced me to listen to top 40 radio and a Selena Gomez song came on, I would have no idea.

Couldn’t name one song. Couldn’t hum one tune.

The other thing I know about Selena Gomez is she’s smoking fucking hot. This is the only reason she’s relevant in my world.

Nice to look at. That’s all it takes.

I don’t even hold it against her that she let the Biebs plow her.